The Republic of Earl Campbell is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical population of 740 million Earl Campbellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.
The strong Earl Campbellian economy, worth 34.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 46,138 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's bitcoin reserves, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, and Earl Campbell has designated Earl Campbell City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Earl Campbell's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Earl Campbell is ranked 127,343rd in the world and 381st in Concord for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 111.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Earl Campbell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Earl Campbell's influence in Concord rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Earl Campbell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Earl Campbell, Earl Campbell has designated Earl Campbell City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in Earl Campbell, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups.
- : Following new legislation in Earl Campbell, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in Earl Campbell, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's bitcoin reserves.
- : Following new legislation in Earl Campbell, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Earl Campbell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Earl Campbell, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
